*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"
Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.
Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons
INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
*slides god a 20* so about niall horan going full brunette this year
I feel like you should all watch this. Just persevere for a minute or so.
HE WAS MEANT TO SING AND WAVE AT SOMEONE AND HE SANG INTO HIS WAVE IM LAUGHING SO HARD
the entire world should be in love with liam payne
"are there any straight people in your story?”
"no they’re not relevant to the plot"